Saturday, August 28, 2010

this summer,

i can see bright colours falling out of the sky and into my wardrobe.
i may or may not have to spend £8,955 on net-a-porter.
3.1 phillip lim
rochas
michael kors
rebecca taylor
halston heritage
stella mcartney
jets
shay todd
d&g
solange azagury partridge
zimmermann
tapeet

thanks net-a-porter

etsy,

you provide me with hours of entertainment,
handmade bags i cannot afford to buy,
hedgehog clutches that i have nothing to wear with,
necklaces that i am not smart enough to wear,
awesome owl purses, (which i spend all my money on)
fantastic looking jewellery that keeps me guessing,
and necklaces that i am not cool enough to wear.

thank you etsy.com

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

obscene amounts of colour.

make me happy in my pants.
if i become prime minister of australia in this
week's election, i will make it cumpulsory to paint
your house in rainbow colours,
it would be illegal to sell anything but rainbow cupcakes,

paint will only be sold in neon colours,
white clothing will be destroyed or painted on,
and my house will look like this.
thank you to everyone i borrowed pictures from. you are wonderful.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

shop at etsy in august for -

the most colourful, hand embroidered jewellery,
crazy full skirts,
childlike accessories,
girly dresses for spring,
an insanely large scarf,
tips on how to look french in a tutu,
and some really awesome jewellery.


thank you etsy.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

i will send my own ship.


i really want this bag from anthropologie,
but can't justify $43 shipping for an $89 bag.
does anyone here have a ship they could send for me?